Merry Christmas!

From the Snails....Gary, Sheldon, Antonio, Billy, Haley (pictured here),Festiva, Pickles and Rosalynd in LA.

Have a Snaily New Year!

DUH!!!

Of course we do.

Gary

Welcome to the World

The Snail Family would like to extend a warm welcome to the new hatchlings in the front yard. They are smaller than tic-tac mints and their shells are still translucent. One eager little one has already managed to crawl three inches up the garage door. In proper snail tradition, we wish you lives of discovery and joy, however long you may survive.

With love,

All of us

Our cold and dreary summer in SF

Tooooooo Cold!

No Thank You

Dear Readers,

As much as we appreciate your concern for our health, we politely ask that you stop sending us food we don't eat. Especially the large blocks of tofu. Snails do not eat tofu. For a list of what we eat, please consult this snail-approved website:

http://www.whatdosnailseat.com/

Thank you,

Haley

Don't trust the chicken

Dear Friends of Snails,

After days of harassment and abuse from a belligerent neighbor chicken, we are working out our differences with the help of our polyglot dolphin friend who was kind enough to mediate on our behalf.

More to come,

Gary

Haley speaks

When I grow up, I want to negotiate with crows and chickens for the safety and well-being of our species and all Pulmonates.