Our cold and dreary summer in SF

Tooooooo Cold!

No Thank You

Dear Readers,

As much as we appreciate your concern for our health, we politely ask that you stop sending us food we don't eat. Especially the large blocks of tofu. Snails do not eat tofu. For a list of what we eat, please consult this snail-approved website:

http://www.whatdosnailseat.com/

Thank you,

Haley

Don't trust the chicken

Dear Friends of Snails,

After days of harassment and abuse from a belligerent neighbor chicken, we are working out our differences with the help of our polyglot dolphin friend who was kind enough to mediate on our behalf.

More to come,

Gary