This Modern Snail

The adventures of several young mollusks and their guardian.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Our cold and dreary summer in SF





Tooooooo Cold!

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

No Thank You

Dear Readers,

As much as we appreciate your concern for our health, we politely ask that you stop sending us food we don't eat. Especially the large blocks of tofu. Snails do not eat tofu. For a list of what we eat, please consult this snail-approved website:

http://www.whatdosnailseat.com/

Thank you,

Haley

Monday, August 2, 2010

Don't trust the chicken


Dear Friends of Snails,

After days of harassment and abuse from a belligerent neighbor chicken, we are working out our differences with the help of our polyglot dolphin friend who was kind enough to mediate on our behalf.

More to come,

Gary